new giggle....

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new giggle....

Postby BEN MAHER on Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:17 pm

Just thought I'd share ...

After the two lesbians next door asked me what i wanted for my Birthday you can imagine my suprise when they gave me a new rolex !
i think they misunderstood me ...
i said i wanna watch......
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Re: new giggle....

Postby JackDaw on Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:25 pm

BEN, I’m gonna guess it was the same two I ran into at the bar the other day.

I asked them I could buy them a drink and the one

said to me “Sir, do you know that we’re lesbians?”

So I asked,

“Really? How are things in Beirut?”
""Reduce the variables! Reduce the variables dammit!"" from Bender Sr.
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